cottonism

Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.

My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"

by Melanie Cotton July 24, 2005

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Caston-ing

Stalking someone to the highest level stalking can reach. This includes making songs about them, taking pictures of them when they aren't looking, making t-shirts with their name on them, complete facebook stalking, and talking about how your going to marry the particular person in the future.

1%- Hey why are you guys Caston-ing my stepbrother??!
Stalkers- Cause your stepbrother is super nice and a total hottie!
1%- Actually he isn't nice to anyone and he doesn't even talk to me (his own stepbrother). And he does drugs!
Stalkers- Were hot he will talk to us, plus we love his rebellious side!

1%- Uhh why dont you guys start caston-ing someone else? LIKE ME???
Stalkers- yuck...never! your too much of a 1%

by Parrot Luver January 23, 2011

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Rotten cotton

Occurs when a woman doesn't remove a tampon before putting a new one in, the first tampon goes far enough into the vagina that the string can't be seen. The "rotten cotton" is the actual tampon that was left in for too long. It usually has a foul smell & discharge associated with it.

Likely to be used by healthcare providers who see this patient for vague hoo-ha related complaints and on pelvic exam find that they have a forgotten tampon in place.

Josie left her tampon in for five days and now it's rotten cotton.

Says the nurse to her assistant, "Once I remove the rotten cotton, make a run for it!" (to escape the evil smell)

by Nursey McNurserson October 9, 2011

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