cottonism

Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.

My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"

cottonism by Melanie Cotton July 24, 2005

commonism 

commonism, is an idealology which in contrast to the ideology of Communism, which is an economical entity controlled by the economical elite, and is a Socialist entailment. Instead makes reference to a social order, whereby the mentioned institutions are in direct control of the common man citizen body within a society and not the corporate economical and political elite. The social order in question is comprised exclusively of all citizens within a society, who are not members of the economical or political elite ( The Establishment elite ), the average and ordinary common citizen body.

commonism, is the solution for the combating of political and economical elitism, and consequently, the alleviating and curtailing of corruption and greed from within the economical and political fabric of a society.

commonism by Baron Neville June 27, 2016

stomping cottons 

When a heroin addict is sick and can't get any more dope, the last thing they do is stomp out their old cottons to try and get some heroin residue to get the sick off.

I am fucking dope sick as hell, I was stomping cottons and it didn't help.

stomping cottons by K-Mace January 12, 2008

connonism

A story or anecdote that is wholly or partially false. Usually used in situations where alcohol is prevalent.

My god, that story can't be true, are you sure it's not a connonism?

Are you taking the mick, cos that sounds like a connonism to me!

connonism by Chunky Monkey 999 July 27, 2006

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

cottonsquad 

A group of people with an unbreakable bond. Hangout sessions consist mostly of roasting each other. Laughing at each other, name calling, and embarrassing each other on social media is a must. You’re cocky and everyone probably hates you but it’s definitely a love/hate relationship.

What do you think about cottonsquad?

They’re all assholes but I think they’re kinda funny

cottonsquad by cottonsquad member February 2, 2018

Coronisms 

Coronisms are particular terms and phrases (of advice) you often hear being used amidst the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. Examples of such coronisms include: social distancing, asymptomatic, self-quarantine, self-isolation, community spread, "don't touch your face", "wash your hands for 20 seconds", etc.

1) As Timmy was preparing for school, his mom babbled an incessant flow of coronisms in hopes that his son will stay alert of and safe from the virus.

2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today?
Me: Idk just a bunch of coronisms

Coronisms by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 25, 2020