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casper milktoast

A wimp of a man, who won't stand up to his wife.
She is so controlling, but thank God, she is married to a Casper Milktoast, who only says , "Yes, Dear. Anything you say, Dear."
by Jibbie July 10, 2003
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Campers

Illness often experienced by people who refer to themselves as camp counselors.

Symptoms Include:

-feelings of constantly being followed around by groups of children

-sleep deprivation

-hearing simple, repetitive questions such as, "What are we doing next?" and "When's pool time?"

-finding minor lapses in personal hygiene completely acceptable

-need to make up code words to use in place of inappropriate words and phrases

-fire addiction

-frequent yelling

-bouts of complete insanity

-darkening of exposed areas of skin

Campers is most prevalent in the summer and often goes into multiple, brief periods of remission (often after week-long periods of symptoms) before finally going away.
I can't, I have campers.
by The_Hawk July 31, 2009
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Casper

Casper is Typically a boys name. Casper's Are the most resourceful people around. They are excellent gamers and are amazing with coding, computers and robotics. Some Casper's are A-romantic and A-sexual.
Casper is amazing
by Invincible Nightmare November 6, 2017
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camper

Used by very sad and lonely people in online computer games such as MOH. The term used for anyone who should dare to shoot anyone else who belongs to a 'clan'. Whatever you do... if you should happen to be walking upto a door and it opens from the other side.... DO NOT shoot the person coming through... you will be called a camper! No matter how 'lucky' you were, you are a camper! Under no circumstances attempt to plead your innocence, the 'clan' members will gang up on you and get you kicked! You can't win.

To avoid being a 'camper', run around like a headless chicken waiting to be shot by an experienced 'clan' gamer.... who will then call you a n00b!
by n00b_man! July 15, 2004
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cricket caper

a sexual experience with an hot chick "cricket" that is not your wife or girlfriend. usualy a whore, stripper, or just a chick at the club
"we're goin out clubin tonight, im lookin for a cricket caper for the night"
by iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii November 15, 2007
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clappers

goes very fast, accelerates quickly
by RoeDao August 1, 2005
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capped

"I capped that bitch's ass"
by gr0ut December 8, 2002
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