Calenderr

When you look at your organizer the day after a big event and realize that you forgot to attend

A: Hey how was xx's party the other day?
B: Man I can't believe it, I had a total calenderr!

by Goofysurfer September 25, 2010

Cajun Starfish

The act in which a lit cigar is extinguished in a partner's asshole; this act is immediately followed by anal intercourse.

Steve gave me a Cajun Starfish last Tuesday and my asshole has been burning for days!!

by Big Syxxx September 4, 2011

Calendar stress

The stress associated with too many scheduled events. The stress is experienced by the owner of the calendar, and indirectly by the family, significant other and friends. The person tends to become anxious prior to the events, complaining and worrying constantly, wondering if they will be prepared for the event, or even enjoy the event, when the day finally arrives.

I just looked at my calendar for the summer and I have calendar stress because I will only be home for 2 weekends.

by Already Stressed September 29, 2011

Calendar Lockout

When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.

Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.

I guess you had a calendar lockout this year

by Swagglord August 11, 2012

calendar dressers

People who only dress according to the calendar not the actual weather.

There are loads of calendar dressers among cyclists - what do they wear when it gets really cold?

by viennabeo November 12, 2013

Cajun ketchup

Menstration blood, found on surfaces other than underwear.

I took Sylvia home last night, and she left me a nice patch of cajun ketchup on my bed.

by TheRealSoap April 24, 2014

calendarize

In basketball, when one player dunks on another so many times that a calendar could be created consisting of dunk photos.

Getting dunked on one time is getting posterized, but getting dunked on many times is getting calendarized.

That was the definition of calendarize last night. Blake Griffin calenderized Aron Baynes in game 1. Poor guy was getting thrown down on every time he looked up.

by buster chestnutz April 20, 2015