Dogwater cafe

Almost a bar, far from a cafe. For bad food and company, this is the place to go. Managed by a glorified bouncer and his puppet.

"We treat you like the dog you are!"


its true!

by Bill in the back April 29, 2005

cafue

To sue or press charges against a company for spilling burning hot coffee on your lap, in your on car, on your own time, because you were angry with yourself, and needed to take it out on the company you bought it from, for more money, to spill more coffee.

"Hey, i heard that guy down the road's Cafue-ing McDonalds because he hit a toyota and spilled his coffee all over his lap."

by Joe Farrell July 18, 2007

cafgisc

Coalition Against Fat Girls In Slutty Clothing

United, We stand against the vile images of fat girls wearing skimpy, revealing, too tight clothing that show off their rolls and other parts no one wants to see.

Pronounced kaf-giss

OMG, someone needs to toss a CAFGISC sticker on that bitch's ride. We should petition clothing manufactuerers to quit making mini skirts over a size 12. That was nasty!

by koa-lition girl July 30, 2009

caffiending

To need some sort of a caffiene fix

Dude, this hangover has got me caffiending

by Penny89 September 5, 2009

Cafeteria Man

An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.

"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"

by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009

caffeineivore

n. any person whose diet consist solely of coffee

Holy shit Jim hasn't slept in weeks! He is either addicted to speed or is a caffeineivore!

by rocketmantra! March 24, 2010

caffeinhated

To be disliked by others because of your caffeine intake

"The lazy people at work don't like me because I'm hyper and get a lot done. I'm so caffeinhated."

"When I'm drinking coffee at work the Mormons won't talk to me. I might be caffeinhated."

by Linosova May 13, 2010