Definitions by justanotheryouth

Cafeteria Man

An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.

"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"

Cafeteria Man by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009