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An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.
"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"
by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009
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