cactus juice

Most awesome juice ever. Drinking it too much is the safest way of getting high. It might be green, but it tastes magestic.

Random person: "OMG HAVE YOU TASTED CACTUS JUICE YET?!"
Other random person: "o_O Umm... No. It sounds aweful."
RP: "YOU GO TO TASTE IT. IT'S MAGICAL!"

by FuckingAnonymous August 7, 2009

Cactus Cock

also known as CC when needing to be discreet regarding this issue, Cactuc Cock is when a male has a rather THICK penis and is constantly bringing female sex partners to bleed as a result of being too thick for the vaginal cavity.

"did you hear about brads cactus cock causing some more damage again last night? Thats three girls this month he has made bleed when they have sampled the cactus"

by mexican cactus November 21, 2009

Flaming cactus

The act of naked kung fu

Tom: I challenge you to a battle!
James: I accept on one exception!
Tom: What is that?
James: We must fight with Flaming Catus Style!
Tom: Ok!
James: What are you doing with your clothes still on!?
Tom:THIS IS HOW WE MuST FIGHT! Noooooo!

by Pimpin Teddybear May 13, 2005

cactus

A word to replace anything you can thing of.

What the cactus? That cactus is in my cactus. Cactus!

by bighugejake January 23, 2008

Cactus

(plural: Cacti) The third gender. The ambiguous gender. When you can not tell based on physical appearance whether someone is male or female, or if you meet someone and think they are the opposite gender of what they are.

Not to be confused with a bishie.

There are a lot of cacti in anime, just look at Marik Ishtar, that cactus actually lives in the dessert. Win!

by Itami-Chan June 1, 2010

caculator

The way unevolved primates pronounce "calculator," forgetting the first L. These types of people are the same type to mispronounce "library" as "liberry." If you ever meet one, please refrain from flash photography as it may scare the poor animal, and report to the Zoo.

Ape: Can I borrow a caculator shiiit man
Normal Fellow Human: Oh my god I'm calling the police

by Bigger Dick Rick December 1, 2017

Cactus Tetard

1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.

1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."

2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"

Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"

by BigBoiKefla November 7, 2018