Cactul

another word for ladder, usually used to describe a place to climb in a video game.

Can also be used to describe anything uterrly awesome.

while playing a game.

guy1:"dude I have no idea where to go!"
guy2:"have you tried climbing that cactul?"
guy1:"good idea!"

by Eio Ninja November 11, 2009

Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Cactus content

Poking fun of someone; annoy them

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content

by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

stroke my cactus

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick

"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"

by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016

Cactus content

The act of being prickly

The beerbong guy sure love using cactus content

by Ragerace March 15, 2020

Cactus shadows highschool

a school full of privileged white kids who biggest worries is what they r gonna wear tomorrow. All the freshman and sophomore are thots. All the white boys in sophomore year are in a nudes group chat. and and short kid named Isaac is a bitch. No diversity like there only 2 black people. Everyone thinks there’s the shit. White kids think that they can say the NWORD when they cant

You see those white thots over there yeah they probably go to cactus shadows highschool

by Irieieifidieieieixicikde September 26, 2019