ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

by bogart March 7, 2005

Fat-Clap

When two fat people are gettin' it on there's the sound of their fat clapping against one another hence the name fat-clap

Joe:Why you actin' so wierd today jeff?
Jeff:'cause last night it was my parents annerversary and i could hear the fat-clap commin' from their room, it was disturbing.

by Mr.Trips ( jacob barile) December 28, 2007

Thunder Clap

When your girl is riding you, she is going up and down on your dick and you about to nut. She comes down one last time hard as fuck and you cum and when she come down the last smack sound like a thunder strike.

When I was with my nigga last night he made me thunder clap.

by average dick jr May 21, 2016

3 step clap

Procedure follows in 3 steps:

1. Jam open palm hand in vagina.

2. Embed open palm hand in ass.

3. Clap her insides like wind up monkey.

I infixed my hand in her vagina, fused my other in her ass, then I clapped with the intensity of a naked warrior. 3 step clap.

by jessssss January 1, 2009

sex clap

The sound heard when fat people have sex. Generally caused when excess fat slams against one's partner during extreme thrusting.

Bystander 1: Oh shit yo! Allen and Maureen were boning!
Bystander 2: Nah. That's bullshit
Bystabder 1: Fuck you! I heard the sex clap getting louder and louder.

by Yo Yo Fo'K Wit da Pussy Masta July 26, 2006

The Nut Clap

When you shake your body forward and backward vigorously to make a clapping sound when your testicles smack off your ass and pelvic area

I had the whole party laughing when i did the Nut Clap.

by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003

Thunder Clap

The act of thrusting ones waist back and forth causing a man's scrotum to to slap the gootch creating a clapping noise.

*At the Superbowl*

Boy: "Shit bro, my hands are full."

Friend: "You can always Thunder Clap"

Boy: "If I must." (clapclapclap)

by thunderclappingpro April 7, 2011