Chris

Slang for a tiny wiener that will never get laid and is or owned by a mexican.

Carlo's pulled out his Chris and his girlfriend shrieked with terror.

by Jasonvb69 December 14, 2010

Chris

To forget entire English language in a matter of seconds due to an unforeseen event, such as the entrance of a beautiful woman into a conversation.

"She came over and joined the conversation, she spoke to him and then he f*cking chris'd, it was awkward as hell."

by DoucheTwat September 25, 2014

chris

a douche bag who got raped:)

chris: danny your high ?
danny: shut up.
you got raped.

by jasmine(muffin) June 21, 2008

chris

is a prick and a bum and needs to get a life, job, girlfreind and also stop been a fucking bum bumming of some one else.

hes been a right chris and half.
(if you dont know what it stands for look it up on urban dictionary)

by george savinsky October 21, 2009

Chris

A selfish, gold-digging, hateful, gossiping, lying, vengeful, dangerous, and/or psychopathic female with bi polar tendencies.

My boyfriends ex wife is such a chris

by vacant March 2, 2009

Chris

A chris is someone whos a bitch

Hey hey what do you look like a hoe hell no you sit in the chris.

by tricell March 18, 2009

Chris

A queer who comes out of the closet, then denies the fact that he is gay only a few days later. He thinks that he is so smart but then fails at life.

GayQueerFagDumbFailChris

by XxALLSTARPROxX February 7, 2010