2 definitions by Cupcaek Zombie

DA DA DA DAN!
HE BE THE MAN
HE GOT A FOOT LONG
IT'S CALLED HIS DONG

HE'S EVEN BIGGER THAN GUYS FROM GREECE
YOU WANT A PIECE?

IT'S MADE OF GOLD
SO BABY YOU BETTER TAKE HOLD

THE BITCHES BE ALL OVER HIM
ALL THEY REALLY WANT IS HIS EXTRA LIMB
BUT THEM BITCHES GOTTA PAY
HE'S NOT FOR FREE TODAY

HE'S A PORN STAR YO
BUT HE DON'T WANT NO HO'S
HE'S JUST MAKIN' BANK ROLL
IT'S PART OF HIS BODY AND SOUL
GOOD THING THEM HO'S BE ON BIRTH CONTROL

EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A BIT DIM IN SCHOOL
IT'S ALL COOL
HE'S LIVIN' THE DREAM
HE MAKES ALL THE LADIES SCREAM
PLUS HE GETS TO USE WHIP CREAM

DAN'S SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER
ALL THEM HATERS MUTTER
THEY JUST MAD

CAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT ON A CARPET PAD

NOW OUR STORY'S COMING TO AN END
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T PRETEND
DAN'S A REAL BEAST
EVEN THOUGH HE'S DECEASED.
by Cupcaek Zombie January 29, 2010
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HIS NAME IS CHRIS
HE'S NOT ALL THAT BLISSED
ALL HE DOES IS SIT ON HIS ASS
HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLASS

CHRIS LIVES UNDER THE OVER PASS
ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE THAT GRASS
IF YOU'RE TALKING SMACK
DON'T EXPECT HIM TO TALK BACK

HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND
IT'S LIKE HIS DICK JUST HIT A DEAD END
THERE'S COBWEBS IN HIS PANTS
THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES HIM IS HIS AUNT

HE WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR
SO BEWARE
IT MAY STINK A BIT
HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SHIT

CHRIS MAY NOT EVEN HAVE PEAN
DOESN'T THAT SEEM OBSCENE?
HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER
WHO IN ACTUALLITY IS A MISTER

HE'S SO DAMN UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS
HE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID MAKE SHIFT CLOWN
HIS DICK IS SO SMALL

HE ENDS UP PISSIN ON HIS BALLS

OUR STORY IS COMING AN END
JUST MAKING SURE YOU CAN COMPREHEND
NEVER TALK TO CHRIS
OR ELSE YOU'LL GET CYSTS
I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE
HE'S REALLY NO ONE TO ADMIRE
by Cupcaek Zombie January 29, 2010
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