Cantius

Bullies his graphics lead and has a long lost lover, Gary. Also has a passionate paparazzi. Also possibly a cult.

Cantius, stop destroying my dreams and please model for me.

by hocus-pocus-locus November 24, 2021

ca$tillo!

best rapper in the O

i jus listened to ca$tillo! shi was hard fr😵 💫

by ca$tillo! July 3, 2022

Carbivore

Someone that consumes large quantities of carbohydrates.

Marathon runners are carbivores before a big race.

by Deacon Xavier July 10, 2022

cantist

A person who thinks cantist is a word

person 1: your a cantist
person 2: well by definition your also a cantist
person 3: well by definition person 2 is also a cantist
and so on

by MrBBCWordInventor October 21, 2022

Velvet Cantina

Pet name for a Mexican vagina.

Aroused and lonely, Lupita longed for a man to enter her Velvet Cantina.

by dirtylarry September 3, 2009

Double carbin' it

Consuming two types of carbohydrates in one meal.

Jack: "You're eating fries and chicken fingers in one sitting, really?"
Jill: "Yeah, I'm double carbin' it today!"

by carb addict August 8, 2010

Legend of Captiva

Long long ago on mount olympis Captiva was forged by Zeus him self, who gave it to Moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to Michael Phelps, who used it to swim across the Atlantic and the then sold it to Amelia Earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with Amelia, when years later Lara Croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then Lara took the Captiva and placed it under Dr. Nagata's pillow where he descovered it the next morning.

legend of captiva as we know it

by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011