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brett's barrel 

British Colombian Bowling ball... guy only drinks bud heavies and four lokos... wheels only females under 15... years old... sick forearm tat... loves Stefanski's bajangas.... but is also probably your hot bartender if you've been to the keg in Kelowna
I rubbed Brett's barrel for good luck, its like Buddha's belly but luckier
brett's barrel by papa John\ December 10, 2017
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Brett Hall 

Dates every girl around here to get over the fact that he can’t get with the one he wants. Man whore. Doesn’t make the baseball team. Wears a letter jacket with nothing on it. Plays the sidelines in football. Gassed up Pontiac, kinda looks gay with his hair. Fake ear piercings. Actually a fuckboy, definition of fuck boy. Cologne smells like ass.
Girl 1 : He is an asshole
Girl 2 : you’re right, he was talking to both of us at the same time.

Girl 1: totally, such a brett hall move

Brett Hoffman 

Also known as Dakotaz, DK or Dark.
A famous Twitch Streamer
Really nice, amazing sniper.
Wow, Brett Hoffman (Dakotaz) is really good at Fortnite!
Brett Hoffman by Twitch Users October 3, 2018

Brett Dickson 

A bad ass that doesn’t give a shit and will do anything for his family, normally bauld and has to wear a hat all the time. Normally hates gays.
Brett Dickson by Brett Dickson January 5, 2019

brett charlton

Brett Charlton is a type of kid who loves and appreciates his dad so much he would do anything for him.
Lately I want to be a Brett Charlton. Because I don’t think I show my love and affection to my dad as much as I wish I could.
brett charlton by Hollow Pipe February 27, 2019

Brett Shirt 

A flashy and sometimes un-tasteful piece of clothing , usually a really bad Hawaiian short-sleeve button-up.

Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.
Tom- Jeez Mat did you see Jake wearing that ugly shirt?

Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.
Brett Shirt by The Space Jew April 21, 2019

Brett Wilson'd 

The act of swallowing so much man goo durring a bukkake gangbang that raw hot dogs can slide down your throat with ease without even taking a bite!
There were so many hot dudes in tight pants last night that i couldn't resist getting Brett Wilson'd!
Brett Wilson'd by Stickyfacewilson November 8, 2019