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bonerectus

An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.
Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
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Bony-eared ass fish

The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.

GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 31, 2023
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Bono, my tyres are gone

A term used in Formula 1 by Sir Lewis Hamilton to secretly say that he is going to do multiple fastest laps of the race
Bono: Verstappen is closing the gap behind

Lewis: I cant keep him behind Bono, my tyres are gone we are on the wrong strategy.

*proceeds to win the race with 30 seconds gap infront of 2nd place

Lewis: Those redbulls are getting really fast they are catching us
by SLKILL March 17, 2021
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Shit boner

When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all
I was having a GIANT shit boner last night
by Yeetkids November 5, 2018
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profound bond

a strong connection between a hunter and his angel
"dean and I do share a more.... profound bond"
by purgatorydean October 8, 2013
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Bro bonding

Time spent or mutual bonding time between two male best friends or very close best friends hence "bro". Can include sports, drinking, vacationing, and sexual activities, such as watching porn together, bro jobs, jerking off, and going after an attractive female together
Henry: Yo bro we gotta make some bro time again, I need it.

Greg: alright man, lets go to your place and get something to eat and watch some porn, and have some of that needed bro bonding time
by Henry's Z October 24, 2016
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bonding moment

Keith cradled lance in his arms
but lance doesnt remember so did it really happen?
"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"

"Nope didn't happen"
by ultranips July 11, 2017
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