beer crime

Any act that wastes beer. Spilling beer is a beer crime, as is not finishing all your beer by leaving the last inch or two in the glass or container. Putting beer in the freezer and letting it explode...beer crime.

Larry accidentally knocked over his beer, and cursed his own clumsiness and beer crime.

by prosparky September 16, 2005

Baberoo

A total babe; An ultimate babe; A babe who transcends all other babes.

Guy 1: I met a girl.

Guy 2: What is she like? Is she hot? Is she cool? Is she a babe?

Guy 1: Not a babe. A total babe. A total baberoo.

by Rejet January 3, 2008

beer

What Jesus made when the wine ran out.

And Jesus touched twelve more vessels of water and behold, they turned into clear, golden beer..

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Beer Oopsie

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)

I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis

by Zmoney December 7, 2005

Beeralanche

when the box of beer is ripped open incorrectly, to where they all roll out when you open the frig.

Oh No ! I had a beeralanche and now they are all shook up on the floor.

by tecate's girl December 23, 2008

Beer Crawl

The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.

It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.

Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.

Everyone in the room: Yeah!

ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 6, 2010

Beer suit up

verb: the act of drinking enough to feel warm; can only be done in an AWESOME manner

K: Dude its fucking cold outside and the frat is 4 blocks away
W: Here. Drink this four loko and BEER SUIT UP!

by TooDrunk4Chivalry2014 December 5, 2010