why did the dog bark

The dog barked because it can

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

by Suppertimeintheevening! January 13, 2022

ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015

Barking Window

Someone who gets annoyed at people walking outside from within their crusty house.

That Discord Mod is a barking window!

Holy crap, I think I might be a barking window...

by The Logic of The New Era May 14, 2024

adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022

Scraping the Bark

too much teeth used while giving a bj

"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"

PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...

by apples2apples March 28, 2009

barking tree frog

Code word for an audible fart in a public place.

Person 1: *Farts* Man did you hear that barking tree frog?
Person 2: You’re nasty.

by Hughe G. Rection September 11, 2023

BArk

This is used for saying “I love you a lot”

Or when you see someone attractive, but not necessary over looks maybe it could be over the personality

“Bark” bark woof

by { A k i r a} May 18, 2021