Ballsackimus Maximus

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.

When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.

by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008

email balls

Saying what you really think via email that you would never have the guts to say in person.

The guy has email balls, plays nice to my face but rips me in email.

by ricJerrold September 9, 2008

Tom Balls

A more severe case of blue balls, in addition to high levels of pain it consists of high amounts of body odor and dandruff. It is generally a consequence of performing "Ping Pong is no. 1".

Tom keeps performing Ping Pong is no. 1 despite getting Tom Balls hard.

by ECotter December 4, 2007

Two balls for three bills

Two, One eighth of an ounce, or 3.5 gram clear plastic baggies of cocaine that are tied shut with a knot (see llello; yayo).

I am currently selling 8-balls, at a reduced price, "Two Balls for three bills" .

by big n.s. January 20, 2009

rollin balls

extremley high on ecstasy.

fuckkkkkk.we were rollin balls last night nigga i was fuckin onnn.

by fryyyyy August 6, 2009

malls balls

Situated in the main mall of Adelaide, Australia. It is the staple meeting place for all teens/high school students when they wanna go into town, pay out some emos and eat some food in the myer food court and possibly stay later on to deal some drugs on hindley street.

It's basically 2 big silver balls on top of eachother right smack bang in the middle of rundle mall.

Teen A: Hey, you wanna meet in town this saturday?

Teen B: Sure, where.??

Teen A: duh! malls balls

Teen B: oh yeh, cool see you there.

Adelaide: we've got balls!

by kitty-cat 450 October 16, 2009

Freezing Balls

A state of extreme coldness. Often felt in Alaska while walking to work.

When Ivan went outside to go to work, it was freezing balls.

by oldfellas March 13, 2012