Bartastrophe

A situation whereby a barrister's chambers switch Counsel at the last minute.

Chambers just called and their pupil is going to have to do the case, it's a total bartastrophe.

by WherebyartthouRomeo April 28, 2011

Bartender

A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.

The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk

by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018

Julian Bartlett

A grossly overpaid, predatory white male that hunts only petite Asian sales assistants as their prey.

Usually dressed in obscenely expensive garments to lure their prey as they enter designer shops.

Mating call = "Ya Duknoe"

"Hey look at that OAP dressed in all cashmere with that mail order malone.... Another Julian Bartlett"

by Ngiss July 25, 2019

Horse Barto

A MAN WHO LOVES THE SENSATION OF A LARGE HORSE COCK SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE ANAL CAVITY.

Emmett: 'OH HORSEY'.
Rickie: Horse barto save some for me you bad boy
Emmett: ' You want some'
Rickie: Yes horse barto

by FUUSED892 February 9, 2022

Turkish Bartering

verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.

Chase was turkish bartering Katie ALL NIGHT LONG!

by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI February 5, 2009

Bartosis

The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.

Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.

by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

Bartholdson

A person whom is master of their domain.

Bartholdson is totally in control of his domain.

by 123u13uy2198379187389127 January 30, 2008