Awkward Turtle

Well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself. Sadly the hand gesture you make for this Awkward Turtle, is actually the american sign language sign for 'platypus'

"That's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus"
"shit."

by SUPER DUPER WRONG January 26, 2010

awkward castle

lying on the outskirts of "rough city" is awkward castle. its the place one goes when they say something insensitive or stupid, then feel like an asshole. they sit in the awkward castle.

Alyssa didn't realize that when she was talking about Ashley, Ashley was standing right next to her. Alyssa now is in the towers of the Awkward Castle.

by TBear1190 September 27, 2009

Awkward Flask

Anytime some one brings up some totally awkward you pull out the "awkward flask". This is done by gesturing like you were to be pulling a flask out of a pocket, unscrewing the lid and then taking a swig. Note that this is just a gesture otherwise if you wanted to actually do this with a real flask around certain people you'd get just totally smashed. Like your mom for example. Anyway its really just another symbol showing how awkward a situation is.

" You know I totally less than three you but if the awkward flask were real I'd be an alcoholic"

chick: "so my mom was saying something the other day about satisfaction"
dude: *pulls out awkward flask*

by LKTB November 12, 2009

Awkward Oyster

The most disgusting and awkward sex position ever.

Wow Sean is such a slut, he'll do the awkward oyster with just about anyone.

by e to the pi i plus one equals December 7, 2009

awkward party

The act of being one of two females presently naked at a sausage fest.

Kristen was pretty drunk at that awkward party last night.

by maddwolfmaniac January 22, 2011

awkward jungle

When one has too much hair in their nether regions, therefore cloaking their "assests" primairly used for the male figure.

One does the "Awkward Jungle" by interlocking thier fingers and swaying them to and frow, like trees in the breeze.

Person 1: So i finally got to get serious with the guy I've been wanting to hok up with.....

Person 2: Well....

(the awkward jungle is presented and everything is understood)

by Tara T NoCo January 12, 2008

Awkward af

When you know they can be a couple but they are being awkward

It’s awkward af when Leah and Sheen are fucking in the wall.

by Therod6969 February 11, 2018