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You should go to bush once or twice a month to avoid depression. Don't forget to take some assets with you.
by Fwoop Markin February 1, 2023
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asmithaa

gets all the guys in the grade. Super sexy,great body and literally one of the prettiest people in the world. Has a great vibe and positive energy .she's confident and bold and is one of the most honest and kind friends you can get. kinda boy crazy but everyone loves her anyway
omg!did you see that girl?shes so pretty
ya she's asmithaa
by MonophobicGhost February 24, 2023
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Assidge

When you see a girl with a fat ass and her crack shows
Damn shawtae with all due respect, you got hella assidge
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assier

To be more of an ass than someone else.
When you drive like an ass, I'll drive assier!
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Asset

Oh wow yeah, totally... Women are a TOTAL asset. They clean up your house for you? That helps a lot. That OR! OR they let you fuck them on camera and then THAT helps EVEN MORE. Because THEN I have 200 million dollars and I'll just be doing the thing I WOULD HAVE BEEN DOING ANYWAY. It's like being a pro gamer! Or a streamer! Or a podcaster.
Fatcock "Wait... You mean I can cut out the middle-man and get paid to TALK about fucking all of the women? Shit bro, sign me up. You see, I got this mindset dawg... And it's like... Bro... You gotta get some assests. Right? And you can't SPELL asset without 'ass'? Right? You see. I got this way of talking to em, right? I thought it up with my thinky thoughts, bro."

Hym 😒 "Oh? Yeah? Do you talk to them AS THOUGH... you ALREADY KNOW... YOU... Are GOING to fuck them?"

Fatcock "Uh-er, Wha-"

Hym "Like you KNOW they are going to do the thing that they ARE GOING TO DO... and there aren't any REAL, LASTING consequences to your interaction (negative or positive) because when I say 'THEY are going to fuck you' I don't mean 'THEY' at an individual level but 'THEY' as an abstraction and in aggregate. Like, YOU KNOW you're going to fuck 'them'."

Fatcock "Yeah, buuuuuut 😌☝️ I deserve it... Cus of the mindset. And then I make a bunch of sluts.... But, wait, my FRESH SLUT... SHE doesn't COUNT as a slut. Right? So you gotta respect her becuase she's the good one and, um, I'm also the good one."

Hym 🤨 "Because of the mindset?" 🤨
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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Ascita

Ascita is a nice, pretty, innocent girl on the outside.... but if you really meet her shes a sexy freak that has a wet pussy that no man can resist. she also is a male magnet if any male looks her direction they instantly want to fuck her and console her. Being friends with an Ascita is real, she always stays down for you and will go to great lengths to make sure that no one hurts them or the people they love. Be aware Ascita can be very attachable to others and can fall in love easily be careful and never try to hurt them there....
Wow "Ascita" is such a nice person i would have never thought.
by Urbannamedefiner04 April 8, 2023
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asmit bisesh

Asmit bisesh is a trustworthy and kind hearted person
Asmit bisesh is a word which makes a person happy
by Supergod July 8, 2023
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