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Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.
Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.
by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 8, 2015
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Manitowoc Assist

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.
Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.
by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016
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Sneaki Assassin

Sneaki: Dayum
Lucky Golden Gun: Noice Sneaki Assassin
by Chongyang May 25, 2018
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Research assistant

I like my research assistant because he always washes my dishes and carries my briefcase.
by Secondary Metabolite May 27, 2022
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Fine Art Assist

(noun) In a photography critique, one participant comes to the aid of a classmate/friend whom is faced with criticism on the composition of one or more of their images. The aide offers a bit of commentary which seems to suggest a deep meaning in the body of work, in order to distract the other participants.
Student 1: The composition in this image is terrible. You cut the person's head off, and the image is underexposed.
Student 2: I have to disagree with you. It is obvious that the photographer was making a conscious effort. The lack of the person's head speaks to their character, as they are afraid to reveal the truth. This person is keeping a secret, and may also be acting as a reflection of the photographer, whom is trying to show how they themselves are lost and cannot stand up confident. The underexposure compliments this virtue, and also adds to the idea that we are all underexposed, and that in order to fully show ourselves, we have to be subjected to public opinion and in some cases, distaste.
Student 3 (quietly to Student 2) : Wow you really saved my ass with that fine art assist!
by honest≠asshole January 1, 2012
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The Windy City Assassin

Derrick Rose, Former Bulls (soon to be) Hall of Famer was given this nickname in the 9 Years he was playing With the Chicago Bulls. Derived from the nickname of Chicago 'Windy City'

(Also given nicknames 'Pooh' and 'D-Rose)
John: Hey did you watch The Windy City Assassin, Derrick Rose drop 44 Last night against the Atlanta Hawks?

Anthony: Yes! He's definetely going to be MVP this Season.
by 3ToWon December 13, 2020
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Samsung Virtual Assistant

The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).
I used the Samsung Virtual Assistant to help me out with a hard problem.
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