Absolute Unit

An "Absolute Unit" is a person of immaculate chad quality who possesses no flaws.

Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo

Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the boys: Yeah yeah whatever...

by Le Handle May 10, 2021

Absolute Infinity

Absolute Infinity Means Omega Number That Is More Big Than Infinite

I Used My 0 To Absolute Infinity Tool

by LittleZura August 17, 2022

absolute bitch

A woman who manipulates you so that she can have an excuse to moan and bitch

"she asked me where I had been after work and I said at the gym then she said I had not been at work because I was in my gym clothes and I said okay whatever then I got shouted at for giving her attitude" ...Absolute bitch

by Sl95 November 25, 2013

absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

by FFBushLeague March 3, 2016

Abscound

1. A more provocative form of abscond, but far more devious, mischievous, deliberate, and generally Tom-foolery, particularly while incredibly high.

2. To disappear from friends or venues with no notice whatsoever, particularly while incredibly high.

3. To simply leave, particularly while incredibly high.

1. As we watched the fireworks begin and our attention was upward, JKNaughty disappeared with the bag!
2. We thought Chris had abscounded, but he was simply turtling behind.

3. Joe, shall we abscound?

by Sugarglider February 4, 2017

Absolutist

A person who holds absolute values, theories, or principles, in philosophy, political, or theological matters. With unwavering conviction.

The adoration Hannah had for Amin was one of an absolutist (unchangable)

by Olivebranch April 13, 2017

Abso

short form for absolutely

"Want to go for sushi?"
"abso!"

by Hannah conover and nate taylor January 13, 2018