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Keyboard Attacker
Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.
My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.
Keyboard Attacker by Deb1955 November 14, 2005
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kook attack
"excuse me young man, are you ok" -old man
"no, what happened?"- young man\
" you just got a kook attack busta"- old man
"shit cracka"- young man
"no, what happened?"- young man\
" you just got a kook attack busta"- old man
"shit cracka"- young man
kook attack by max and lil stein May 31, 2007
snake attack
The snake attack is when a man sticks his dick out of his open fly and spontaniously urinates on an unsuspecting woman as an invitation for sexual retribution from the receiving party
snake attack by david misha fink jr January 11, 2008
northern virginia attitude
The snotty, arrogant, elitist, bitchy attitude that ALL the residents of Northern Virginia possess. Northern VA residents think they are better than everyone else on Earth, and they want you to know it. They go out of their way to talk down to anyone that they consider "inferior", and they love to make those people feel like scum. If you do not have a college degree, or work a blue-collar job, you do not exist to a NORVA resident, unless they can belittle or demean you in some way. Also, the Northern Virginia Attitude is the extreme rudeness and air of superiority that NORVA residents display at all times, in all places that they go. You can always tell when a person is from Northern VA, no matter where on the planet they happen to be. The person with the NORVA attitude values money over substance any day. The most important things to them are the cars they drive, the McMansion they live in, the money they make, and how they can show other people that they are better than they are.
NORVA resident: Oh my GAWD, look at that girl who is taking the bus! She should really go kill herself since she isn't driving a BMW like I am!
Regular person: Well, she may be taking the bus, but at least she has a soul...unlike you!
NORVA resident: Yeah, I sold my soul for my McMansion..but I'm STILL better than that loser!
Regular person: Umm, how long have you lived in Northern VA?
NORVA resident: Like, my whole life! Totally!
Regular person: I can tell, you've got the Northern Virginia attitude down pat. If the terrorists DO attack, I hope they bomb Northern Virginia first. It would be no big loss.
Regular person: Well, she may be taking the bus, but at least she has a soul...unlike you!
NORVA resident: Yeah, I sold my soul for my McMansion..but I'm STILL better than that loser!
Regular person: Umm, how long have you lived in Northern VA?
NORVA resident: Like, my whole life! Totally!
Regular person: I can tell, you've got the Northern Virginia attitude down pat. If the terrorists DO attack, I hope they bomb Northern Virginia first. It would be no big loss.
northern virginia attitude by KaiserinAmanda September 7, 2007
Attachmentard
Mr. Stupidjerk never includes the excel docs he references in his emails. He is such an attachmentard.
Holy God. That is the fourth blank email in a row! How can someone be so attachmentarded???
Holy God. That is the fourth blank email in a row! How can someone be so attachmentarded???
Attachmentard by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008
Attentionless
The state of having no attention. A common side effect to attention deficit disorder. Being without attention.
I was attentionless today in class, I couldn't concentrate on anything.
You can't focus on anything!!!!!, you are Attentionless.
You can't focus on anything!!!!!, you are Attentionless.
Attentionless by http://www.attentionless.com September 26, 2008