Keyboard Attacker

Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.
My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.
by Deb1955 November 03, 2005
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flat ass

A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.
"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."
by Deb1955 October 23, 2005
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