Dick Tator 

A person who puts tuttoos on dicks

Me: "I want you to be my dick tator"

Tuttoo Artist: "Pull it out then"

Dick Tator by Highs69 May 22, 2021

Dick Warm 

When a man sticks his D*ck in a girl to make it warm.

Joe: yea my dick was cold last night.
John: Did you dick warm with your girl?

Dick Warm by Ass_holewastaken June 13, 2021

Dick diving 

Guy (or a girl) is laying like a plank, the other girl or guy is squatting above him and jumps onto their dick and lands on it

When she’s dick diving you have to hold your dick so it doesn’t get bent.

Dick diving by Aaron and princess June 18, 2021

Dick Pic Paradox 

The Dick Pic Pardox is when two men want to send dick pictures to each other but cannot until they are hard otherwise it is small. In order for this to happen they must see a penis, but they cannot see a penis because they have not gotten the dick picture.

Person 1: Hey bro wanna send me a dick pic
Person 2: Sure, if you’ll send yours
Person 1: I can’t though, I’m not hard
Person 2: I guess we’re stuck in the Dick Pic Paradox

Dick Pic Paradox by Turbotroop July 2, 2021

Dick Daddy Dock 

A doctor that is your father and dicks his patients down and cheats on your mother. (Definition made by a local walnutmusic)

Why is your father a dick Daddy dock? I think your mom needs to know.

Dick Daddy Dock by Dick Daddy Dock July 6, 2021

Dick Chicken 

Two or more men participate in this game. You have to look at each other’s penises and whoever gets hard first loses. The loser must do whatever the winner(s) tell them to do.

John lost when we played Dick Chicken, he had to suck my dick.

Dick Chicken by IAmLivingInYourWalls July 22, 2021

Dick Twins

when you are watching porn and the guys dick looks just like yours.

I just watched a video with a celebrity and realized my dick was almost identical.

I saw my friend while we were pissing and noticed we are definitely not dick twins.

Dick Twins by jonesberger August 26, 2021