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asteroid poop 

When taking a poop, the poop "breaks up" on "reentry" and leaves a notable splash for every chunk.
"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."
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tumble poop 

When your dog poops a big pile of crap in part of the yard and all of a sudden a storm kicks up and spreads pieces all over the lawn.. Tumble poop.
Look at all the tumble poop across the yard! I just stepped in tumble poop!
tumble poop by Mammastired May 21, 2014

vent poop 

When the layer of dust on the outside of an air vent in a house, hospital or building, randomly falls and lands on you.
I was evaluating a patient in the Emergency Room and suddenly something fell from the ceiling and landed on my leg! I looked down and it was a handful of thick vent poop!
vent poop by SimpleDiane November 11, 2014

sneaky poop 

Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.

Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.
Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.
sneaky poop by GirlzDontPoop March 1, 2015

Shittle Poop 

The piece of poop that is so small that its like a poop nugget, and is hard to poop out.
Shittle Poop,noun "Man, that took a long time to get that shittle out"
Shittle Poop by skadop October 1, 2015

Thrill Poop 

Gambling with potential embarrassment!

The act of relieving ones bowels in a public bathroom or porto-potty but leaving the door unlocked in hopes that no one walks in on you.
Everything went wrong during yesterday's thrill poop. I'm sure Facebook pictures will be posted very soon.
Thrill Poop by A⭐️⚡️ December 8, 2015