Definitions by Blood_Sweat_'n_Tears

asteroid poop 

When taking a poop, the poop "breaks up" on "reentry" and leaves a notable splash for every chunk.

"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."

asteroid poop by Blood_Sweat_'n_Tears March 8, 2014