The three B's 

Bling, booze and bitches.

Once upon a time, the culture of western society was decided by the upper class (e.g. an interest in classical music and philosophy), and the lower class would follow in their footsteps.

In contemporary times, the western culture is a manifestation of the lower class - 50 Cent, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga - a culture that is obsessed with ones sexual market value (SMV), often associated with the three B's: Bling, booze and bitches.

Joe: Why am I not getting laid?
Chad: You lack the three B's.

The three B's by JohnPodesta January 15, 2018

The Tom Brady 

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

Javi is about to the Tom Brady

The Tom Brady by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

The Turkish Cash Register 

When someone inserts the chip of a debit/credit card into your anus.

That girl gave me the turkish cash register last night, not my thing.

The Turkish Cash Register by TheAllKnowingMrD May 13, 2018

the tōtsuki hello 

Getting the boys moist

"If you take another step into my dojo, i'm going to have to show you what it means to experience the The Tōtsuki Hello"

the tōtsuki hello by Burred March 21, 2018

The Teal 

A fairly large Midwestern woman in her mid 20's heavily engaged with the Millennial lifestyle. Spherical in nature and the strongest opposition to the greater dumb. Known to occasionally release digestive gasses on her boyfriend out of anger.

"Oh crap dude, we better get outta here! The Teal is on her way back home and I don't want her gassing in my face.

The Teal by BigOlBass4 June 14, 2018

The Triangle Choker 

When one sexual partner performs the jiu jitsu move ‘the triangle choke’ by wrapping their legs tightly around the neck of the other partner, aggressively headlocking them with their legs and feet, then proceeding to fling the partner into the bed where they continue to have very rough and violent sex

Random names

Derek: ‘hey man, how was last night with Ivy?’
Rodriguez: ‘it was amazing! She let me do the Triangle Choker on her! It was heaven’

The Triangle Choker by Smexybeast69 June 14, 2018

the third from the left 

The third from the left is a member from BTS (Bangtan Sonyeondan) Jin is called like this because on a picture he was the third from the left. A lot of people saw that picture because it was from the BBMAs (Billboard Music Awards) But they didn't know his name so they called him the third from the left.

"The boys are good looking. But who is the third from the left?"
"The third from the left looks handsome"
"I like that guy! The third from the left"

That are real comments below the photo.

the third from the left by itsmyyouth July 8, 2018