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A fairly large Midwestern woman in her mid 20's heavily engaged with the Millennial lifestyle. Spherical in nature and the strongest opposition to the greater dumb. Known to occasionally release digestive gasses on her boyfriend out of anger.
"Oh crap dude, we better get outta here! The Teal is on her way back home and I don't want her gassing in my face.
by BigOlBass4 June 14, 2018
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