chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

sitting tits

In a good or favorable position; taken care of, nothing to worry about.

“What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”

by Chocolate bardonkey June 1, 2019

tit

bird

slang for bushtit

look at that tit!

look at this sick flying tit!

by bandeorganisee December 6, 2021

jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 16, 2013

tits

"This is too soon"

Girl: u wanna hang out?
Boy: tits...
Girl: excuse me?

by Livingmeme March 16, 2017

Tit Pits

Underboob area that becomes hot and clammy.

I hugged my lady last night at bedtime and her sweaty tit pits made my chest sticky

by Klufsmash November 27, 2023

bitch tits

man tities

trevor has big bitch tits

by Bitchy women December 13, 2019