The ugly sticks

A sorry excuse for a fantasy football team that came up short in the championship.

I beat the brakes off of the ugly sticks to win the fantasy football championship!

by Morgasm061779 December 2, 2023

Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 5, 2023

smutzerella stick

A very attractive girl that you want to cover in sauce

Have you seen the new neighbor ? What a smutzerella stick

by Big erl December 11, 2023

Goon Stick

A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.

I love to wack my goon stick to gooner brat tiktoks!!!!!

by goonerstick December 14, 2023

Bitter-Stick

Slimy like a butter stick, someone who is bitter and/or wants to be anti-climactic who will compartmentalize themselves into other people who'll show up in your life at some point and will act like them in order to get in your head. They unknowingly show their shitty sides and contradict themselves due to the compartmentalization. Prevent yourself from getting in an awkward conversation like this. Believe me.

The women,people at work, 'friends', were Bitter-Sticks to him because they weren't shying away from personal topics in conversation and tried to get in his head. They showed their true colors and are now colorblind.

by Miktionary April 9, 2023

Parisien pogo stick

Special instrument used by Tony Levin of the progressive rockband, King Crimson. Instead of making you jump higher it gets the entire crowd moving up and down and all around and gets them higher.Also called the Chapman stick.

"the Parisien pogo stick rears its stiff, powerful neck and I stand to attention, erect and alert, ready to spring at what comes next."

by Dedraterdater April 10, 2023

Stick to the gimmick

What is said and usually accompanied with something before or afterwards when a twitter gimmick account advertises OnlyFans thots or interacts with their account to hint at it.

<insert gimmick account name>: *posts oscar-worthy tweet*

<insert gimmick account name>: *posts an onlyfans thot right under the tweet 1 minute later*

<insert fan of gimmick account name>: Bro I swear, i'm about to unfollow you and your sellout ass. Stick to the gimmick!

by schizoposting April 10, 2023