when you get that gut bustinggonna wet your pants feeling, run to the toilet then a really unsatisfying trickle comes out
Dude I had to piss all day and it was a serious photo finish to the bathroom but when I got there I could only manage a couple of drops. What a f@cking pissapointment.
When pissing outdoors and the perceived threat of an insect, animal, or person makes you jump back causing your piss to fly everywhere, often times including on yourself.
(Joe returns to the car stopped on the side of the highway.)
Mark: Oh man, d'you piss all over your shorts?!?
Joe: Ugh.. no.
Mark: Did a deer startle you while you took a leak or what?
Joe: No, uhm, a butterfly.
Mark: Dude, you're such a pisshopper!
i really helped all my friends, and relatives but they all are thankless to me, it really shows that whatever i did for all of them was just like pissing on the sand.