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Help Me Urban Dictionary is weird 

Person 1:Help I now know you can eat frozen semen because of urban dictionary
Person 2: TF? That website is weird AF
Person 3: FR

The first Urban Dictionary definition 

It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999
Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES

being bored and randomly searching google/urban dictionary 

What you are doing right now
Hey Bill
Yeah?
What are you doing?
Being bored and randomly searching google/urban dictionary.
What a sad existence

the word with the most tags on urban dictionary 

this is the word with the most tags on urban dictionary
this is the word with the most tags on urban dictionary

the secret side of the urban dictionary 

Huh, you searched this, search 1243566
So I can post this I’ll say it: the secret side of the urban dictionary