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pissing into the wind 

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)
Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.
Related Words

Pisstocity 

The level of how pissed/peaved a subject is
My pisstocity level went through the roof when Michael didn't show up for sparring class on Thursday.
Pisstocity by Gorillafaceoff November 20, 2010

Itchin' for pissin' 

When you are irritated and/or agitated from not being able to release your bladder for urination.
Dude 1: "dude I have an itchin' for pissin'."

Dude 2: "why?"

Dude 1: " because their is no where to take a leak!"
Itchin' for pissin' by ATWONTHEGREAT December 25, 2010
(In Australia one word means a lot of things... )

1. Angry

2. Drunk

3. Urined
1. I'm so friggin pissed off at you right now!

2. I got so pissed last night that i shit my pants.

3. Your mongrel dog just pissed on my petunias!

All definitions can also be cleverly combined...

Im so pissed off that you were so pissed you pissed in my bed!
Pissed by vegemite sanga February 7, 2010
1. to be very drunk
2. to be very angry
1. man, i was pissed outta my mind last night
2. im pissed like urine, he stole my fish!
pissed by Andrew April 30, 2005

Pissjugs 

Truckers (People who drive trucks) have a schedule to follow. So in some rare cases, instead of stopping at a truckstop to take a pee, they pee into a container or bottle of some sort, and toss it out onto the side of the highway.

This is probably fake, and if so has its origin from the TV-Series "Trailer Park Boys", and is first mentioned in Season 6, Episode 01, "The Way Of The Road".

So basically, pissjugs is something you don't want to find on your front lawn.
"There's pissjugs lying all over the place!"
"Can you get these fucking pissjugs out of here?"
Pissjugs by Myschly May 11, 2006