n. - bruises you recieve from martial arts, mainly Shido-Kan Karate, after training very hard for an extensive amount of time.
Guy #1: Dude! Nice bruise.
Guy #2: Oh. this? This is just my Okinawan Sunburn from last night's karate class.
Guy #2: Oh. this? This is just my Okinawan Sunburn from last night's karate class.
by Gorillafaceoff October 02, 2011
Definition:
A brief amount of time on facebook were your status/picture/video/post/etc is the center of attention of all your friends.
Origin:
"15 minutes of fame" - A brief amount of time, were you are considered the center of attention.
A brief amount of time on facebook were your status/picture/video/post/etc is the center of attention of all your friends.
Origin:
"15 minutes of fame" - A brief amount of time, were you are considered the center of attention.
Guy #1: Dude, look at all the "likes" I'm getting for this status.
Guy #2: Give it a minute.
Guy #1: Hey...why did people stop commenting?
Guy #2: Face it, everyone has their 15 likes of fame.
Guy #2: Give it a minute.
Guy #1: Hey...why did people stop commenting?
Guy #2: Face it, everyone has their 15 likes of fame.
by Gorillafaceoff July 18, 2011
n - A spin on the word, DoriTOES which is used to explain the cheese that is left on your hands from eating Doritos.
Girl 1: yummm these Doritos are good.
Guy 2: You should wash your hands or lick the cheese off because you've got a case of Dorifingers.
Guy 2: You should wash your hands or lick the cheese off because you've got a case of Dorifingers.
by Gorillafaceoff May 05, 2011
Two people, a couple, who like each other, and enjoy each other's company, but are not dating, or in any relationship beyond, friendship.
Maria has a crush on Andre, Andre has a crush on Maria, but Maria and Andre aren't dating. They are just a hypothetical couple.
by Gorillafaceoff November 09, 2011
Something you tell a female she is, making her think that you are complimenting her and calling her beautiful in a cute "pooky" voice, when actually, you are describing the niceness, and fullness of her posterior.
Ex 1: Kim Kardashian
Ex 2:
Guy: Ohhh Girl you lookin' bootiful
Girl: Thank you
Guy: (thinking to self) man she got that nice badonkeydonk.
Ex 2:
Guy: Ohhh Girl you lookin' bootiful
Girl: Thank you
Guy: (thinking to self) man she got that nice badonkeydonk.
by Gorillafaceoff April 03, 2011
The act of having a fainted Pokemon use the move, Surf, outside of battle to ride across bodies of water, even though it is not able to be used in battle.
Guy #1: SHIT!!! How am I going to get across the Whirl Islands now?
Guy #2: Dude, just use Surf
Guy #1: I can't Poliwag fainted.
Guy #2: You could always Corpse Surf.
Guy #1: Oh Yeahhhh
Guy #2: Dude, just use Surf
Guy #1: I can't Poliwag fainted.
Guy #2: You could always Corpse Surf.
Guy #1: Oh Yeahhhh
by Gorillafaceoff October 02, 2011
v. - to put on a bra. Equivalent to calling a man, a pussy, or say that someone is acting like a girl; asking someone to man up
by Gorillafaceoff September 30, 2011