Gorillafaceoff's definitions

Bootiful

Something you tell a female she is, making her think that you are complimenting her and calling her beautiful in a cute "pooky" voice, when actually, you are describing the niceness, and fullness of her posterior.

Ex 1: Kim Kardashian
Ex 2:

Guy: Ohhh Girl you lookin' bootiful
Girl: Thank you

Guy: (thinking to self) man she got that nice badonkeydonk.

by Gorillafaceoff April 20, 2011

M.E.V.O. (Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization)

The Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization (M.E.V.O.) was founded in the summer of 2008 by Eric J. Fuchs-Stengel and Samuel A. Berman. After going on numerous hiking expeditions during the summer, the two friends became motivated to preserve the natural beauty of our environment. And so, M.E.V.O. was born. M.E.V.O. is a volunteer organization; its primary goals being to clean up, preserve, and protect the environment. Of course, we understand that we can't do this alone, so it is also our mission to raise awareness about pollution, and to motivate other groups and individuals to help us in this cause. These goals will be accomplished by organizing a variety of activities for our volunteers, from hike-a-thons and bike-a-thons to clean-ups and recycling drives. M.E.V.O. is also a "friendship" organization which volunteers its time to help out other friend and partner organizations that work to protect and enjoy the environment as much as M.E.V.O.. Because ultimately, saving the environment and planet is going to be a team effort. And it won't be easy, but it will definitely be worth it.

Guy #1: Man i wanna help save the world, but i don't know how (sad)
Guy #2: Dude we should join, M.E.V.O. (Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization), they have several chapters all over New Jersey
Guy #1: Yeah!!! thats a GREAT idea (happy)

by Gorillafaceoff April 21, 2011

Dangerously sarcastic

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.

Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!

by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011

Scampoo

n - shampoo that has been tampered with and filled in with different substances. Usually done on April Fool's Day as a prank.

Guy: I'm going to take a shower
Girl: (giggles) have fun
Guy: ok?

Guy: ow shit you put peanut butter in my shampoo? You gave me scampoo?

by Gorillafaceoff May 6, 2011

Zombie-Kata

n - Kata that is performed in a slow and sluggish manner, having your arms swing around in "undead motions" like a zombie.

Girl: What the hell is wrong with you? Why is your kata so sloppy and weak?
Guy: Because its my zombie-kata.

by Gorillafaceoff May 12, 2011

Dorifingers

n - A spin on the word, DoriTOES which is used to explain the cheese that is left on your hands from eating Doritos.

Girl 1: yummm these Doritos are good.
Guy 2: You should wash your hands or lick the cheese off because you've got a case of Dorifingers.

by Gorillafaceoff May 29, 2011

Three-Way Handshake

n - a gripping and shaking of hands by three individuals, as to symbolize greeting, congratulation, agreement, or farewell. Awkwardly performed when one individual extends their arm forward to intiate the handshake procedure, but two other individuals both assume that they are soley the ones the gesture is performed toward, which results in an overlapping of the two's hands gripping the initial hand.

Guy #1: Sup guys?
Guy #2: Nothing much.
Girl #1: Haven't seen you in a while.
*Guy #1 extends an arm to initaite the handshake procedure*
*Guy #2 and Girl #1 both assume they are being asked for a handshake so they extend their arms overlapping, and firmly grip Guy #1's hand and release after a short skake*
*Guy #1 walks away*
Guy #2: That was awkward.
Girl #1: Did we just do a three-way handshake?

by Gorillafaceoff June 8, 2011