Gorillafaceoff's definitions

Three-Way Handshake

n - a gripping and shaking of hands by three individuals, as to symbolize greeting, congratulation, agreement, or farewell. Awkwardly performed when one individual extends their arm forward to intiate the handshake procedure, but two other individuals both assume that they are soley the ones the gesture is performed toward, which results in an overlapping of the two's hands gripping the initial hand.

Guy #1: Sup guys?
Guy #2: Nothing much.
Girl #1: Haven't seen you in a while.
*Guy #1 extends an arm to initaite the handshake procedure*
*Guy #2 and Girl #1 both assume they are being asked for a handshake so they extend their arms overlapping, and firmly grip Guy #1's hand and release after a short skake*
*Guy #1 walks away*
Guy #2: That was awkward.
Girl #1: Did we just do a three-way handshake?

by Gorillafaceoff June 8, 2011

Scampoo

n - shampoo that has been tampered with and filled in with different substances. Usually done on April Fool's Day as a prank.

Guy: I'm going to take a shower
Girl: (giggles) have fun
Guy: ok?

Guy: ow shit you put peanut butter in my shampoo? You gave me scampoo?

by Gorillafaceoff May 6, 2011

M.E.V.O. (Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization)

The Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization (M.E.V.O.) was founded in the summer of 2008 by Eric J. Fuchs-Stengel and Samuel A. Berman. After going on numerous hiking expeditions during the summer, the two friends became motivated to preserve the natural beauty of our environment. And so, M.E.V.O. was born. M.E.V.O. is a volunteer organization; its primary goals being to clean up, preserve, and protect the environment. Of course, we understand that we can't do this alone, so it is also our mission to raise awareness about pollution, and to motivate other groups and individuals to help us in this cause. These goals will be accomplished by organizing a variety of activities for our volunteers, from hike-a-thons and bike-a-thons to clean-ups and recycling drives. M.E.V.O. is also a "friendship" organization which volunteers its time to help out other friend and partner organizations that work to protect and enjoy the environment as much as M.E.V.O.. Because ultimately, saving the environment and planet is going to be a team effort. And it won't be easy, but it will definitely be worth it.

Guy #1: Man i wanna help save the world, but i don't know how (sad)
Guy #2: Dude we should join, M.E.V.O. (Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization), they have several chapters all over New Jersey
Guy #1: Yeah!!! thats a GREAT idea (happy)

by Gorillafaceoff April 21, 2011

Dorifingers

n - A spin on the word, DoriTOES which is used to explain the cheese that is left on your hands from eating Doritos.

Girl 1: yummm these Doritos are good.
Guy 2: You should wash your hands or lick the cheese off because you've got a case of Dorifingers.

by Gorillafaceoff May 29, 2011

Zombie-Kata

n - Kata that is performed in a slow and sluggish manner, having your arms swing around in "undead motions" like a zombie.

Girl: What the hell is wrong with you? Why is your kata so sloppy and weak?
Guy: Because its my zombie-kata.

by Gorillafaceoff May 12, 2011

Post-Dramatic Gaming Disorder

a.k.a. P.D.G.D.

a medical condition were all someone thinks and talks about is an individual game after they have beaten said game. Said victim also begins to experience analogies between real-life and said game resulting in "playing" out loud, in front of everybody. This disease casues the player to want to get back to playing the game, and temporarily makes him/her feel like they are still playing. This can also spread to the subject's dreams. Similiar to Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder.

Guy #1: Man I'm such a Giovanni!
Guy #2: A what?
Guy #1: A boss, man you know Giovanni? From Pokemon?
Guy #2: suree I guess, I just don't talk about it that much.

Guy #2: What are you doing now? Why are you punching those puppies in the face!?
Guy #1: I'm EV training duhhh.

Doctor: I'm sorry but you have an extreme case of Pokemon-related, Post-Dramatic Gaming Disorder.

by Gorillafaceoff September 24, 2011

15 likes of fame

Definition:
A brief amount of time on facebook were your status/picture/video/post/etc is the center of attention of all your friends.

Origin:
"15 minutes of fame" - A brief amount of time, were you are considered the center of attention.

Guy #1: Dude, look at all the "likes" I'm getting for this status.
Guy #2: Give it a minute.
Guy #1: Hey...why did people stop commenting?
Guy #2: Face it, everyone has their 15 likes of fame.

by Gorillafaceoff July 18, 2011