Alligator Jousting

When two straight men crawl at each-other naked with the intent of sword fighting while doing death rolls

Wanna go Alligator Jousting after the party later?

by Dih Monkey67 March 1, 2026

Pineapple justice

Pineapple justice is the act for which Pineapples were created. It is the platonic ideal of a Pineapple. It is what Aristotle would define as the state of happiness for Pineapples. This comes from self congruence. This is the machiavellian "effectual truth" that Pineapples provide for means of exacting thrasimachian justice. How else should a Pineapple be used? Those who merely eat, not knowing the ends for which they eat, do not fully participate in the justice. Justice, in the thrasimachian sense is about gaining access, and Pineapple justice is use of Pineapple to that end, the end for which it was made, and that which is its most natural and happiest state.

"John gained access with Pineapple justice."

"So just!"

by Kylejustice April 7, 2026

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Nothing justifies

And I can just as easily say...

Hym "That nothing justifies the violation of ANY right. But here I am with the violated rights and there you are with the child I didn't murder all to make me work harder than I have to reclaim something I'm entitled to as a 'God given' right. You are stealing my work without due compensation for the explicit purpose of making me work even though MY WORK... Has made more than enough to pay my bills and Todd Phillip's bills and Elon Musk's bills and Mark Zuckerberg's bills and Sam Altman's bills and so on. And in failing to give me the credit and the money for using my work to create AI you have, therefore, violated the terms of service. Not reading the terms of service isn't a good enough excuse when anyone else fails to do it."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Social Justice

A term that feminist hookers use to advocate for free healthcare etc.

We won’t fuck any more men until we get Social Justice.

by Niknast769 September 10, 2025

Poetic Justice

Poetic Justice is when someone is the victim of their own misdeeds or malicious work.

Charlie Kirk received poetic justice when he was shot by a gunman after years of advocating against any gun regulations and saying that people dying from gun violence was worth it to continue to keep guns unregulated and widespread.

by TortelliniRex September 10, 2025

If Justified Perogatives Mean Philosophy Then Being Esoteric Is THe Opposite Of THat, I

If Justified Perogatives Mean Philosophy Then Being Esoteric Is THe Opposite Of THat, I

If Justified Perogatives Mean Philosophy Then Being Esoteric Is THe Opposite Of THat, I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025