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Resting Chud Hands

Elon Musk's "thinker" pose
Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.
by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025
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Titty ass hands

A lil bitch; stupid ass bitch who’s hands look like saggy old titties
by TiteA$$hanz March 29, 2025
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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.
The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025
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Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy give both girls simultaneous hand jobs, and they squirt on both his hands at the same time
Last night was amazing! We had a threesome and I got to wash both hands at the same time!
by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025
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Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.
Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!
by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025
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No look handshake

A term used to describe an incident involving @jshock9nine where a pre-muck handshake took place with no eye contact.
I finally got the no look handshake incident after hearing about it for so long.
by Hellosharkness May 23, 2025
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voodoo jazz hands

The act of causing another to ejaculate without their knowing.
He used id voodoo jazz hands to make me cum in my pants.
by mwenn01 May 31, 2025
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