i want the d 

the wanting of the penis.

I WANT THE D

slut.

i want the d by majesticness25 February 8, 2014

I want your ass on the table 

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

I want your ass on the table by Angel_k March 21, 2010

i want attention syndrome 

When a person pretends to be depressed for attention, frequently cutting themselves and stating that they will commit suicide

She said she has anxiety but she just had I want attention syndrome

i want attention syndrome by Heystabb May 4, 2018

Celebu-want 

celebu-want: noun. ce-leb-u-want. One who seeks the slightest bit of fame via the internet or reality television. Synonym: fame-whore.

"That skank on the Bachelor was there "for the wrong reasons. She is a total celebu-want."

Elizabeth Hasselback is an example of a celebu-want who actually made it happen.

Celebu-want by Cecilia Cannon May 13, 2008

You want to jump in my mouth 

When someone tries to finish or repeat what Ms. Cole says and fails

Ms. Cole: you have to tilt the dustpan
Kid: tilt!!
Ms. Cole: YOU WANT TO JUMP IN MY MOUTH!!?!?

You want to jump in my mouth by Hayleeeeeeeee October 14, 2011

I Want To Die 

You can't go a day on the internet without seeing this one.

When a lad says this,this means that they've seen something so horrible (most likely in their opinion) that they make a joke about suicide.

Person 1:(Says that R34 doesn't ruin a franchise,that it is not the enemy of god and that the people who make and enjoy it aren't bad people)

Person 2:I Want To Die

I Want To Die by Xetral_Ghik April 30, 2019

I want sperm 

I want you to be happy

Teacher: I want sperm
Kid: :)

I want sperm by igffhdsj January 28, 2020