Victor

Victor is not only the perfect boy, but the perfect person. In fact, he manages to somehow outdo the definition. His only downfall may be spouts of absentmindedness in which common household objects, such as door keys or flip-flops, may be misplaced. Nonetheless, this is merely a quirk which makes him all the more charming and loveable.

You can always identify Victor by his dashing handsomeness, or his unwavering ability to put a smile on your face and a skip in your step. No matter how highly you think of him, he never ceases to impress you. He may at first appear confronting due to his unparalleled intelligence and wit, or knowledge of concepts - in science, for example - which are incredibly advanced. His intelligence also extends to a well-founded appreciation of adorable dogs, classical music, contemporary modern art, and fantasy & science fiction works.

Some find this intellect worthy of Ravenclaw, however, his heart belongs in Gryffindor. This is due to his ability to conquer fear (perhaps, for example, dangerously high and unstable rope ladders), his adventurous nature (making him a great travel partner), his fetching chivalry, and his loyalty towards friends and family. In fact, his friends often find themselves reflecting on how fortunate they are to know him.

Finally, Victor tends to create a rift upon his departure. Being so loved and cared for, he is always one to be sorely missed. He is the kind of person you wish you could spend the rest of your life with.

Girls on the street: *faint simultaneously as Victor walks by*
Paramedic: "Excuse me, sir, what happened to these poor young ladies?"
Innocent bystander: "I'm sorry, I'm still in shock... a Victor glanced at them with his beautiful blue eyes and radiant smile, and they passed out..."

Future wife: “I’ve been victorious in finding the man of my dreams! He’s too perfect!”

by VictorIsTheBest July 8, 2018

crown victoria

A large 4 door sedan produced by Ford. Largely used by Police and Government Agencies, and old people. A popular choice for young people looking to be inconspicuous. Cops naturally overlook the Crown Victoria. A large amount of power in a decieving package, the LX Crown Vic contains the same engine as the LX mustang.

Plenty of room in the Front and Back seats for playing around.

Did you see that dude in the Crown Victoria smoke the rice burner at the light? Man, he even had 4 people in the car and the cop next to him didnt even blink an eye when he mashed the gas!!!

by Crown Vic Owner May 11, 2006

snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To throw away a likely win through idiotic mistakes or dumbassery.

Only Tony Romo can throw for 5 TD and 506 yards and still snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Daddy, Mack (ret.) October 6, 2013

victoria's secret

1. Women's clothing store famous for it's catalog with hot models in lingerie.

2. I don't know...she won't tell me...

1. I bought my wife some pajamas from Victoria's Secret at the mall.

2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...

by naknumm February 1, 2008

Victoria

The most beautiful girl one can ever be lucky to run into. Victoria also has an amazing personality unique in the world that can make anyone laugh. She has the most beautiful eyes that are mesmerizing. Any guy would be lucky to have her in their life because she would brighten up all sections that they would share.

Also known as Franco's other half.

Victoria :D

by yourotherhalf May 10, 2012

victoria

There are countless definitions out there that attempt to explain this rather unusual and amazing specimen of a woman. She is the most beautiful, intelligent, talented, intriguing, funny person you will ever get the pleasure of meeting, trust me. If it needs to get done she will get it done. In other words, a Victoria is a fascinating wonder woman.

Dude 1: So, did you meet Victoria?

Dude 2: Yeah, I was introduced last night. It was the most amazing and life altering experience I ever had.

Dude 1: Whoa dude. That's hot...

by unexplainablephenomenon July 12, 2009

Vitor

Tall, dark, and handsome chivalrous Portuguese man-friend.

It's not fair! Vitor gets all the ladies.

by littledove October 19, 2013