tymbark

something some spazzy fat thumbed kid put on my mates sarahah xoxo

abdbbdrjbetymbarkwbjeboosbeb

by wemadethisforoneword May 8, 2018

Timber

The moment after ejaculation in which a male penis goes flaccid in a matter of seconds

"Timber", the man yelled after dropping a pound of semen in a three way.

by SgtSaudiArabia August 6, 2018

Timber

basically when you cant think of another word to say, just scream the word timber at the top of your lungs

its going down in yelling timber

by yeetus_feetus September 18, 2018

Timber

A massive, hard erection, harder than a woody.

Men often experience timbers when looking at something that arouses them a lot.

by Demtane January 10, 2019

Timber

He's going down, I'm yelling timber!

Variation of the song that means a guy giving a girl a lick out until she cums

I was yelling timber last night 😉✌️👅

by Princess 👸 peach January 16, 2019

Tomberculosis

An acute condition affecting overzealous Tom Brady fans. Symptoms may include: Insisting on injecting obscure facts about Tom Brady or The New England Patriots into unrelated conversations, living day to day with delusional episodes centered around fantasies involving Tom Brady (such as being alone with Tom on a remote desert island, or sniffing his socks), and aggressively defending Tom Brady's legacy even when their audience is uninterested.

No known cure for the condition and it is recommended that the afflicted be quarantined in Southeastern Massachusetts to live out their lives and not bother the rest of us. Current medical studies have produced limited evidence suggesting that if The Patriots lose enough consecutive Superbowls the disease returns to a dormant state indefinitely.

Hey man, I took that girl I met online out on a date last night. I tried talking to her but all she did was go on about Tom Brady and how "awesome" he is the entire night. I think she has Tomberculosis. I hope I didn't catch it too.

by Sir-HC February 9, 2019

Tymbur

She is beautiful and fun to hangout with. Also be careful because tymburs may same sweet and innocent but they different alone.

My girlfriend tymbur is awesome

by Jayden12346789 October 4, 2019