COON TUNED

The redneck slang for nigger rig.

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower before she could use it.

NICKI COON TUNED THE LEAF BLOWER BEFORE SHE USED IT.

by Ksmom1 January 31, 2023

Super tuned up self fister

What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.

Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???

by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010

tuning in moscow

playing with your girlfriends nipples.

"dude she was stacked, after a few beers I was, "tuning in moscow" and she let me,,

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

in tune

what woodwinds never are

a: how did you like the concert? i sounded great right?
b: no you werent in tune you dumbass

by ferrousfermion December 8, 2022

Tuning In

When you arrive late at a drinking event and quickly need to catch up to everyone else, so you put down about 3-4 drinks in the first ten minutes; often to the concern and horror of other guests.

"Why the hell did Gary just walk in and take 3 shots of vodka in 2 minutes?"

"Had to work until 9. He realized we already had a few and is tuning in"

by DiscountSteak April 28, 2021

Boner tunes

Those song that are playing in the background as your doing the deed.

These are such Boner tunes

by Misslinds January 5, 2024

tune wagon

A collection of good songs

The latest NOW CD is an also lite tune wagon!

by Phurl October 14, 2019