swum the tiber

Slang meaning, "converted to Roman Catholicism." The Tiber being a river that runs through Rome and thus "swimming" over to the Vatican side.

Guy#1: I've never seen you before, Are you new to this Church?

Guy#2: Yes, I've just recently swum the Tiber.

Guy#1: Oh, congrats, what were you before?

Guy#2: Anglican.

by McCloskey April 25, 2011

That next level top tier billygoat ish

A designation given to someone or something which has been given the almighty blessing of Lil B Based God.

Aye maine, you seen dat won-ton soup music vid? Thats that next level top tier billygoat ish

by Tha based god disciple November 7, 2012

Kept the tiger in the cage

To keep one’s penis in his pants

“I spent a few hundred at the strip club last night but I’m pretty sure I kept the tiger in the cage. Thank god!”

by ClickClackRat January 31, 2021

palm top tiger

The nickname awarded to the beautiful Taiga Aisaka from the absolutely amazing anime Toradora.

Its a battle for top dog. Takasu the thug versus the palm top tiger!

by Kiripima April 14, 2021

Tiger Cologne

the SEXIEST cologne ever to be worn..
Tiger smells spicy but musky at the same time.
from Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier
expensive but definetly worth it C:

Girl says;; OMG he was wearing Ed Hardy's Tiger cologne last night--it made me want to give him love bites and claw his back !!

by Life, Love, Luck May 16, 2008

turd taper

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.

Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!

by tsunjo October 22, 2008

Labor-Tooth Tiger

The Labor-Tooth Tiger toils around the clock, and will often times go without eating, sleeping or socialization until the task is completed. Common characteristics of the Labor Tooth Tiger include dry-wall dust in the hair, paint-splattered t-shirts and grass-stained tennis shoes. The Labor-tooth can most often be found in their natural habitat of Lowe's or Home Depot, but are sometimes spotted in smaller hardware stores and specialty shops, depending upon the task at hand.

The Labor-Tooth prides itself on a job well done and will routinely "overkill" a project to ensure that every "worst case scenario" is addressed. Therefore, a project that is originally estimated to take five days, frequently results in a month or more of household disruption. This "overkill instinct" can sometimes lead to restlessness and conflict between the Labor tooth and the significant others in his life. However, the Labor-Tooth will always win any conflict situation dealing with home repair projects, as he holds all the power tools firmly in his grasp.

Older Labor-Tooth Tigers are usually easier to find in the wild because of the loud groaning noises they make upon rising to a standing position. Additionally, the older Tigers' stripes have faded to a gray color and their reflexes are slightly slower than their younger counterparts.

Labor Tooth Tigers are extremely handy to have around, especially when a toilet overflows, or a hole needs to be patched in a wall. Nearly extinct, the Labor Tooth cautiously guards their homestead and runs off all "for hire laborers."

"Hey where's Dave?"

"Oh he's at the hardware store again."

"He's such a Labor-Tooth Tiger..."

by elac September 21, 2009