wifi tease

(noun) when you piggyback from another's wifi source and it can't make up its mind whether or not it wants to remain an available network. Usually due to poor atmospheric connection or poor signal quality.

Bob: I can't seem to stay connected to Inetgirl. It keeps bumping me off the internet."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."

by notsosure25702 June 29, 2011

tastle teaser

to cover your nipple tastles in honey before dipping in sprinkles then duning them into a womans vagina before lighitng the end on candle to look like a firework as she squirts to put them out.

jj: ah my nipple tastles are out of control (carly is lining up a squirt as he screams hurry up)

carly: hold on baby

jj: QUICK (she squirts to put them out)

jj: whaat was the delay !!!!
carly: was giving you a tastle teaser

by anal12345 June 12, 2012

cockpit tease

The state of shattered hopes and carnal frustration which exists when a pilot has passengers board a plane, leaves the gate, and taxis to the runway only to tell everyone that the flight is delayed and you're returning to the terminal.

Just when we thought we were about to leave the airport, the pilot came on the loudspeaker and told everyone that we were heading back to the gate for 3 more hours. What a cockpit tease.

by Stuck in Raleigh September 8, 2012

Ellipsis tease

When someone starts typing an iMessage, but doesn't send it, the recipient sees an ellipsis before it disappears, then nothing.

Stop being such an ellipsis tease and spit it out!

by lethor August 21, 2013

carter teasly

a fucking asshole bitch who is just all around a awful person

yo that girl is such a carter teasly

by hiyobro February 24, 2015

cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.

That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.

by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016

tinder tease

When you make a match on tinder, message him/her and then never hear a response back

I matched with an extremely hot girl; but she turned out to be another tinder tease

by Stinksta May 31, 2016