stiffy

What happens when you take a girl out to dinner and she orders $40 worth of food and only has a 20 dollar bill. She claims she needs the 20 to get onto the turnpike.

Don't take that girl Crystal out, she will pull a stiffy.

by hotchick880 December 2, 2010

stiff

to get conned by someone; cheated out of what you earned/won

I was tryin to hustle for some cash but I got stiffed by some guy when he didnt pay up after he lost in a game of pool.

by the3pit0m3 June 25, 2004

Stife

The wackest ever. A mixture of something Stale And Triflin..

That Dude Jeans Is Stife As Hell!
Her weave is SO Stife!
That Stife Ass Pussy!

by MadFace McLovin July 1, 2008

stiff neck

What one gets when they take a viagra pill and it manages to get stuck in their throat.

skrew your wiener, i wanna make love to your stiff neck!!!

by Robdogbro June 21, 2008

stifle

A word used by professors to tell their undergrads to close their flapping holes.

STIFLE, Rodriquez! Do I need to kick your ass?

by Rodriquez April 16, 2005

stiff turner

when u take a shit and then put it in the freezer, then you use it to fuck a girl.

Hey baby why don't you go grab that stiff turner from the freezer and bring it to bed

by Dinkleheimer Cocksmere July 5, 2009

Stifton

An erect penis of the smaller variety usually around 4.5 - 5 inchs when fully erect.
Can also be used as an insult.

You have a stifton (you have a small penis)

by asdrcesvhjzsgjk December 20, 2010