Weiner Squeezers

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.

"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"

by TessiixX January 12, 2010

Blow Squeezy

Like A blowjob, but the girl you are getting head from must put her lips only on the head of the penis, and then she will use her dominate hand to perform a hand job simultaneously to her sucking the head of your penis, the act of this happening at the same time is known as A " Blow Squeezy "

" Bro did she give you head? "
" No she gave me a Blow Squeezy "
" That's even better! "

by Michael E Hall 2 September 7, 2012

Dick-squeezer

A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.

Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer

Mike: what?

Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)

Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick

Greg: told you, he does that

by Some really really smart guy May 12, 2018

Chica-Ma-Squeez

The act of producing a false noise or other strange obscenity.

That makes no sense, this table is hard like a table, CHICA-MA-SQUEEZ!

by Juice and Biggie March 8, 2008

Butt squeeze

To press the butt of a woman with your hands so hard that she becomes horny, or may even orgasm.

He did such an awesome butt squeeze that I was wet all over.

by anshumax March 9, 2009

easy peasy lenin squeezy

A variant on the phrase "Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy", which is a child's rhyming slang to indicate an easy task. However, this term is used specifically in reference to the violent overthrow of government, or in reference to the act of writing any text, pamphlet, paper, or book on such subjects.

1) "Comrade, are you ready to storm the Tsar's Winter Palace and install our protelariat government in place of this autocratic and outdated feudal monarchy?"
"Yes, comrade. It will be easy peasy lenin squeezy because they are all fat bourgeois pigs."

2) "Yo man, have you written that essay on Karl Marx yet?"
"No, but it should be easy peasy lenin squeezy, I've read the book twice already."

by Manish Melwani May 8, 2008

Caesar Squeeze

When two chicks both have their pussies over-flowed with Caesar dressing while scissoring one another.

Candy: Lisa, did you eat out Evelyn last night?

Lisa: No, we just Caesar Squeezed.

Candy: Shit, I gotta try that; everyone is doing that now!

by Jake Handleeeeeer October 15, 2008