splinkie

A little spliff.
A one man top up type spliff
A spliff designed to mend rather than Mash

"I'm on my way now. I'll take a splinkie for the journey"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

splinja

The unsightly poof of hair on the top or back of a male's head that is usually left uncorrected after waking up. They either don't care how they look or they're just too old to give a crap.

J: C'mon, we'll be late for brunch with your parents!
K: Honey, I have gotta get rid of this splinja, it looks like I *just* woke up!
J: You'll be fine.. its Sunday, and you're going into Richmond..

by KY724 May 26, 2007

Splinterize

1) verb. The act of receiving a splinter from a wooden surface.
2) verb. slang. Getting wood in the body.

Gurl, The back of Yo head looks ridic-a-lus right now, kinda makes me wanna throw you down and splinterize you right here.

by Kuh Lay Luh 22 November 27, 2011

splingus

The word for someone who is more than a chotch but less than a trump

Mr. pugliese is a splingus, because he doesn’t have a car

by Dominik pugliese March 13, 2018

The Master Splinter

A sexual act preformed with chopsticks. You must insert a pair of chopsticks into the vagina or anus of your sexual partner open the hole and slide right in!

Hey baby, you ever tried The Master Splinter?

by Bic-a-boi June 17, 2018

Sploit

A word that makes use of onomatopoeia to describe the sound of something soft and likely to explode, hitting something hard. It is also the same sound effect that shot puts make when coming in contact with mud.

Dude that watermelon, that guy, that bird, that pile of cheese and that frog all when sploit after they were hit by a bus.

by Fei Hong Chan III February 1, 2005

Spling

To smoke illegal substances.
Also referred to in money situations. i.e as paper.

1. "Yo dawg let's spling that shit!"
2. "Aite man got some spling goin down"

by H.P-Dizzle June 17, 2008