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spannerish

When the weather is so cold you need a spanner to undo your nuts! (Australian slang)
How cold is it outside ? Mate its spannerish better grab your jacket and ugg boots
by thehumpf May 13, 2018
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spunnerella

Female who has spent one too many nights on meth.
IE: Ashley W. is looking like spunnerella
by Ghetto Haxor June 3, 2005
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Spanderson

The act of spinning one's penis in a helicopter motion in the presence of other people. An act most often performed by Canadians.
"Dude what's wrong?"
"When I woke up this morning my roommate spandersoned me."
by D-Elf November 10, 2012
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spankervision

Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.
"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."

"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"
by defnotmyrealname March 18, 2013
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scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.
"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017
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stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
by grittyt February 18, 2018
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Spinner

A term usually used by ethnic Australians which is used when someone says something quite stupid or is just really dumb.
- Cuz I swear that Evo we raced last night was modded off it's head
-Bro are u fuckin fried? It was a Wrx ya fuckin spinner. Get your eyes checked.
by Big_Ibbz December 25, 2020
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