baby-smashing

"I have given suck, and know / How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: / I would, while it was smiling in my face, / Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums, / And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you / Have done to this." -- Macbeth I.vii.54-59

If you break your word, I'm going baby-smashing on you.

by Shakespeare's Kids December 9, 2010

Smash Pad

A promiscuous women, a not for profit harlot, a down to pound young lady, an untidy women, a trollop.

Person A: 'Who's Cheryl Lynn Wilkerson?'

Person B: 'Oh she's just some smash pad I'm talking at.'

by AwesomeRad24 March 23, 2010

Smash the Granny

A phrase used in the film 'Football Factory' meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag.

"So have you smashed the granny out of her recently"
"Aye, last night mate! Fucking magic it was"

by infernios May 24, 2005

Smash Whore

A person who's main or only attack is the smash ball in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Usually warrants the offender a T-shirt with the word "Smash Whore" on the front in Rhinestones.

I was playing brawl with mango last night and he was being a total Smash Whore!

by FezzTheMonk June 23, 2008

smashing skins

slang for having sex; fucking

Me and my girl were smashing skins last night.

Gotcha girl backstage and we're smashing skins.

by Yung Psych January 22, 2012

Smash and Crash

A term used to describe a situation where a person sleeps with someone just to live at their house but has no intent on being with that person.

- So is this your girlfriend?
-No, she just won't leave.
-Oh so she's a smash and crash!

by 3withaC November 24, 2015

Keyboard Smash

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Person 1: "aiewhfiuenaijdoijfioa"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"

by FunChipin February 11, 2022