Skeetile Disfunction

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.

Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)

by Bluez March 9, 2008

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skeet scat

Anal discharge in result of ejaculation from a penis in your ass.

Oh my God, Jimmy! I had so much skeet scat come out of my ass after you fucked the shit out of it!

by Hippie87 September 22, 2009

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An automatic transmission in a vehicle that has been modified to have firmer and faster shifts for better performance. the shift can be so hard that it causes the drive tires to momentarily spin causing a "Skeet" or chirp sound.

Did you hear those tires chirp? He must have put a Skeet shifter in that thing!

by eddymetal1 July 6, 2010

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skeeter biscuit

A Southern slut who is unclean, and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl who works at Torino's is a real skeeter biscuit.

by volsgirl1976 February 22, 2011

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Speed Skeeter

Someone who blows his load early, a pre-mature ejaculator. Rarely a good thing, speed skeeters arent accepted in todays world often excluded and not wanted to performe sexual acts.

"I heard John's a speed skeeter is that true?"
"Yes it is, i almost feel bad for the poor bastard."

by tagger June 11, 2006

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